I have a thing for men in glasses, and have for as long as I can remember.  I also love guys with big arms.  So one could imagine that putting these two things together creates a perfect storm that I’m sure to appreciate.

 

My good friend John and I were walking around Universal yesterday for his birthday and we passed a hunky man in black glasses with great arms.  Knowing that this guy was “right up my alley” John commented that he was “Geeky Guns.”  And right then and there I realized I had another catch phrase for my life.  So there you go… one of the things that turns my crank is “Geeky Guns Guys.”

I’m pretty certain that this all started with Mike Mentzer.  He was a huge bodybuilding star in the 70’s when I started following the sport and buying magazines.  (He’s pictured here in the black “George Turner’s Gym” T-shirt.)  Notice the arms that are not small….

So now you know something else exciting about me.  Hey, to each his own, right?  I know you’ll rest better with this snippet of information!  And I recommend that you find your own fun catch phrases to accompany your life.  Hope you have a friend like John who excels at groaners like these.